You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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