He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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