I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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