It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
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im holly from the hills drunk
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm like, not good at living.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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