Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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