If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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