Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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