i was rollin on her like bob the builder
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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