Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What a dumb baby whore.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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