i jhust puked up my retainher.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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