Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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