we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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