Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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