Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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