It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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