am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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