with your own penis?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
When did angry sex become our thing?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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