two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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