Christians are straight up FREAKS
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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