Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I love you. Go after that dick
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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