Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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