I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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