i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
This is the high leading the old right now
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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