Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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