I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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