I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I supernannyed him into submission
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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