it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
50% drunk capacity currently
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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