if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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