Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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