I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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