do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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