my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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