I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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