the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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