Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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