I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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