Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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