I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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