i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Enjoy the penises
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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