I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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