There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
