would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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