that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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