You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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