so that wasnt chicken after all
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We have started to decorate penises.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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