i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. ðŸ˜
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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