Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
