i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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