Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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