At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize
