My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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