White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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