I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He felt like a one man threesome
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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