Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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